Bilderberg Group Meeting, Comet Elenin, The Rapture, UFOs, Harold Camping. What Do All Of These Have In Common?

As you may already know the very exclusive, secretive, group, called the Bilderberg Group, will be meeting June 9-11 of this year in Switzerland (which I think is amazingly convenient for them, being that they'll be able to check on all of their bank accounts in person).  What will they be discussing?  I'm sure there will be many topics such as the United Nations Charter, the Constitution of the United States, and other documents that they feel are now only historical.  My sources tell me that they will be discussing other important issues that may be surprising for some of you to read about.

One of the issues that they will surely be discussing is the late arrival of the "Rapture".  Along those lines (and please bear with me as I piece this together for you), last night, Georgia was privileged to witness "comet fragments" that were hurled through our atmosphere (ref. http://www.spaceweather.com) creating a giant "fireball".  This event was very bright and very fast!

What do comet fragments have to do with the Bilderbergs?  If they were actually comet fragments, they likely would not have anything to do with the Bilderberg Group and their upcoming meeting.  NASA says that it belonged to the Halley family of comets, but they didn't actually know that it was coming until it came through the atmosphere.  Do you know why (have you read my recent posts on Comet Elenin?)?  This was the arrival one of those I have mentioned in my past posts that have negotiated with world leaders on previous occasions.  They are a very special guest at this upcoming Bilderberg Group meeting in Switzerland at the beginning of June.  My Sources tell me that "They" look just like you or me, like Bill & Hillary Clinton or even Obama.  However, if you knew where they came from, you might call them aliens.

During this meeting of the Bilderbergs, they will discuss the late arrival of the Rapture, or in other words, Comet Elenin and the UFO fleet coming behind it.  They will also be discussing the chosen ones that are to be Raptured (taken) at the coming of Elenin.  Each member of the Bilderberg Group is believed to be part of this chosen group to leave this Earth to start a new life on a new planet.  Their "ticket" to a new life is the fact that they are part of the Bilderberg Group, "born leaders".

One of the containment issues to be discussed is that of those who were given the frequency treatments in preparation for the 1994 Rapture.  As I have discussed in past posts, these treatments are now stopped and there will be a considerable withdrawl as the brain chemistry has been changed due to these treatments.  Therefore, the CDC has provided preparation tools in the case of, what they call, a "Zombie Apocalypse" (see http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp).  The Bilderbergs are discussing a Martial Law option should the symptoms occur.  Again, you can count on there being some changes as I have written above as much as you can count on the Rapture happening with Comet Elenin.  Stay tuned for more information on the Zombie Apocalypse

Additionally to be discussed at the Bilderberg Meeting in June will be the implosion of planet Earth in October of 2011.  This is the actual doomsday that Harold Camping really meant to refer to, with the Rapture happening just prior to this.  Since the rate of Comet Elenin changed, the Rapture will take place at the end of September and the implosion of Earth happening at the beginning of October.

Again, as I stated in my previous posts, we who are not chosen for the Rapture will not notice anything different.  As my sources continue to tell me that the same thing goes for the implosion of Earth.  We will not even know it has happened.

You can count on all of the things above, just as you can count on the predictions of Harold Camping.  Pay attention.  I will continue to advise you on further developments.

Note: This is all fiction.  I'm just having a good time with all of the conspiracy theories and recent news events.  This is entertainment only. Maybe this is because I typically put REAL news on my blog. If you can believe it, I actually have had people ask if what I have been writing is truth and how I know these things.  All I can say to that is...duhhh.  If you believe this mess of a story that I have been making continued posts about, you need counseling in a big way...no offense.  FICTION.

Still Awaiting The Rapture? Perhaps Its Just Late.

Rapture: the end was not nigh, after all

The apocalypse did not arrive at 6pm on May 21st, despite the predictions by Christian doomsday prophet Harold Camping.

Harold Camping, the 89-year-old retired civil engineer, who founded Family Radio Worldwide, an independent ministry that has broadcasted his prediction around the world Photo: AP

By Laura Donnelly, Bonnie Malkin and David Barrett 7:01PM BST 21 May 2011

Given that the end of the world was supposed to be nigh, it perhaps wasn’t surprising that Christian doomsday prophet Harold Camping had shown some reluctance to take advance bookings.

The 89-year-old Californian preacher and radio host had prophesied that the Rapture would begin at 6pm May 21st in each of the world’s time zones, with non-believers wiped out by rolling earthquakers, as the saved ascended into heaven.

His refusal to schedule a media interview for the following day - “It is absolutely going to happen. There is no way that I can schedule an interview because I won’t be here.” - was being replayed by media as the world firmly stayed standing.

On the microsite Twitter, groups of atheists and sceptics were last night swapping tales of After Rapture parties, with one group, in Tacoma, Washington, branding their celebration “Countdown to Back-Pedalling”.

Mr Camping’s doomsday prediction wasn’t his first. He blamed an earlier apocalyptic prediction which passed quietly in 1994 on a mathematical error, last month saying: “I’m not embarrassed about it. It was just the fact that it was premature.”

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This time would be different, with “no possibility” it would not happen. While across the United States, some devotees reportedly sold all their possessions and took to the streets to warn of the second coming of Jesus, in Britain, sceptical voices were louder.

After 6pm passed without incident in New Zealand and Australia, Stephen Fry tweeted: “Marvellous news! Rapture doesnt mean end of world; apparently all the planet’s imbeciles disappear in one go.”

Amid the sound of ruffled feathers he later added: “Calm down. Never said all Christians are imbeciles. Just those who think they’ll be raised up today. They do the faith a grave disservice.”

Earlier TV scientist Professor Brian Cox had suggested it was a good time for a global practical joke: “I think we should all pretend the rapture is happening so that when Harold Camping gets left behind later today he’ll be livid.”

Some of the first reports that the apocalypse was not keeping to schedule emerged from New Zealand. Kiwis confirmed there were no signs of the dead rising from the grave, nor of the living ascending into the clouds to meet Jesus Christ.

Daniel Boerman tweeted: “I’m from New Zealand, it is 6.06pm, the world has NOT ended. No earthquakes here, all waiting for the Rapture can relax for now.”  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8528385/Rapture-the-end-was-not-nigh-after-all.html

Apocalypse Not: Harold Camping wrong – again – about 'The Rapture'

Harold Camping had prophesied that the world as we know it would end today. But the time has come and gone, and "The Rapture" has not occurred.

Anybody there? Are we still here?

Oh, whew! For a moment there I thought Judgment Day actually had come today, as California preacher and religious radio broadcaster Harold Camping had predicted. And I’m really, really not ready.

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There’s a lot I still have to do. Like organize my sock drawer and change the strings on my banjo. Not to mention apologizing for some – er – indiscretions that have been weighing on me since forever. (Which have nothing to do with the banjo.)

I mean, if there really is going to be an “end times” or “the rapture” or whatever, I definitely don’t want to be left behind. So whoever’s listening out there, I do believe, I do believe, I do believe! And I promise to be good from now on.

But it looks like we’re all off the hook … for now, anyway.

Mr. Camping had prophesied that at 6 p.m. Saturday (local time around the world) the “saved” would ascend to heaven and the rest of you – OK, the rest of us – would be wiped out by October in earthquakes, floods, and war.

But that fateful hour has come and gone in the Pacific islands, New Zealand, Australia, and on through east Asia, and it’s turned out to be “Apocalypse Not.” Either that or nobody in that part of the world was worthy of ascension.

So it’s been rough times for the folks who filed for a tax extension because they figured they wouldn’t be around when the IRS came calling. And for those who tried to cash in on the predicted end the of the world as we know it. (Cue REM)

Like “Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA,” which bills itself as “the next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World.” For a mere $135 the online business “will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved…. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.”

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0521/Apocalypse-Not-Harold-Camping-wrong-again-about-The-Rapture

APOCALYPSE

Help Us Make a List of Everything That’s Been Raptured

Lauri Apple — Happy Rapture, everyone! Are you still here? We are, but it's early in the day so who knows. We're making a list of everything that has been taken to Heaven to kick it with Jesus, and we need your help.

The Rapture, of course, is the day when all true Christians are gathered up into the air for a meet-and-greet with Jesus Christ. And — you've likely noticed — today is the Rapture! (According to noted radio host Harold Camping.) Slate's Tom Scocca notes several things that are likely in heaven already, such as the D train's subway ads, and one of his beers.

So: Have you left the house yet? Noticed anything missing, raptured up to Heaven to be with Jesus? Maybe you have even taken pictures or videos of things that aren't there anymore? Send them to us!

If you're wondering about the types of things that might be missing, here are some examples:

• Kaiser rolls
• Bicyclists
• Etc.

http://gawker.com/5804275/help-us-make-a-list-of-everything-thats-been-raptured