Keeping with this weeks theme...
One thing that is always free is good humor. Laughing is healthy and keeps you young.
Here are some clean humor links...
AhaJokes.Com
Thousands of clean jokes, funny pictures, cartoons, funny audio, funny videos, and more. Search for humor by keyword, by topic, or even by date! Plus, sign up to get humor in your e-mail three times a week!
Example:
"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. "
The Joke Yard
Clean Jokes: Collection of super clean jokes that everyone can enjoy. Note: Be careful, because the list is selectively "clean".
Example:
"Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death.
The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
A Joke A Day
http://www.ajokeaday.com/
"Since 1995 www.AJokeAday.com been the number one full time, professionally-maintained, humorous joke site! Score big at your next gathering, cocktail or sales appointment with politically-correct jokes. The best and freshest clean jokes in the world! A Joke a Day guarantees to keep all jokes and humor clean."
Example:
"Betty's psychiatrist convinced her that she had 120 different personalities.
Then billed her insurance company for Group therapy!"
So, give a little laugh to yourself or others and you'll enjoy it too.
Have a great Friday night!
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