Window.

“Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else.” -- Angelina Jolie

Flying.

Funny thoughts on flying...

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Universal Reaction.

Do you ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? It's a pretty universal reaction to the mascara application process. Although it may be more disturbing with some women than with others, it is a pretty funny thing! The instructions should read...

Open bottle
Open mouth
Move closer to the mirror
Use upward strokes with the enclosed applicator brush
Be sure not to close your mouth prior to completion of application process
Close bottle.
Close mouth.

Note: Take a moment and do a search on Google. Search "mascara application, pictures". Notice that all of the pics of women applying mascara themselves are cut off at the nose...no mouth shown. The only ones with mouths shown are when someone else is applying the mascara.

Hope this makes you smile:)

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