"Why I Voted Democrat" - Political Humor

I received this in an email and thought it quite humorous so I am passing it along.

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Why I Voted Democrat

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten
years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt that it is
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's
money."
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Source: A friend's email.

Feel free to send this to your friends and family.

I don't know that Republican is that much better at this point than Democrat. I think I'll start my own party called the Natasha Call Constitutional Respect Party or something. The respect for people and for history seems to have been pushed out the door and is being replaced by government control and social programs that will also cause individuality to disappear with the U.S. Constitution.

As the frustration mounts, it is likely that social control will change to massive social unrest and another civil war. It's like watching a massive accident in slow motion with no way to change the outcome. You just watch in horror as car after car buckles under the pressure of being slammed into each other, losing control, losing lives, crumbling, burning, shredding rubber, shattered glass flying, metal and fiberglass smashed as if the vehicles have been place in a trash compactor...a disaster for most involved, even if they are wearing their seat belts and their airbags are functional.

When are those who are supposedly speaking our voices going to listen to them and change the collision course?